- I am one, slick deducing motherfucker.
- Does John know how good he has it, getting to look at me everyday?
- My hair looks fabulous today. I didn’t even have to use John’s product.
- Bitches at the Yard can’t handle my swag.
- New experiment: I bet if I winked at Molly she’d orgasm, faint and explode simultaneously.
- I should dye my hair ginger, bitches love gingers.
Can we get Sherlock winking at Molly in series 3?
New experiment: I bet if I winked at Molly she’d orgasm, faint and explode simultaneously.
I always thought my ovaries were just for decoration.
Then I discovered Benedict Cumberbatch.
Now they’re constantly reminding me that if I don’t use them, I’m gonna lose them.
USE THEM BEN
(Source: twoharts, via cumberqueen)